I am a constant student of life with a keen sense of observation, and a short fuse with an axe to grind. These are my personal blogs. I have things I am going to say, and they will offend some of you. You don’t have to agree with me, but respect of my thoughts is appreciated. Disclaimer By reading and responding to this post, you hereby agree to take full responsibility for any misinterpretation of the post’s original meaning or intent. OP is not responsible for any misinterpretation, misreading, or failure to logically conclude the meaning in its proper context. OP will not clarify, edit, rephrase, expand upon, or delete any portion of this post if any such misinterpretations are made. Read and respond at your own risk. You have been warned. 5T4S//Monkeyslut//SlytherinTumblr (3.0; @xerozen)http://xerozen.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g09nGJkD1r3hq6jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g09nGJkD1r3hq6jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g09nGJkD1r3hq6jo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g09nGJkD1r3hq6jo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g09nGJkD1r3hq6jo5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerjaveika.tumblr.com/post/23565021068/summer-children-i-really-loved-this-conversation">nerjaveika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Summer children…I really loved this conversation between Catelyn and Brienne…</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064492444http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064492444Wed, 30 May 2012 10:09:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wprwcvlH1qh6tudo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064445006http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064445006Wed, 30 May 2012 10:08:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp078yZe1qlhhx4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (<a href="http://itshouldhaveended.com">x</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064285038http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064285038Wed, 30 May 2012 10:03:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41dvsnG2b1r6l30ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064197060http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064197060Wed, 30 May 2012 10:00:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rqm4tV811r4lkteo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064186571http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064186571Wed, 30 May 2012 10:00:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbbbwRE6P1qfdwsio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064128126http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24064128126Wed, 30 May 2012 09:58:43 -0500<blockquote> <p>My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sukl8ag61r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>Pluto is there.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4suli6FTs1r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>The artist remembered Pluto.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sum2MZFU1r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>Guys…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sumhnb021r1r1xh.jpg"/></p> <p>The artist drew Pluto crying.</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048269336http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048269336Wed, 30 May 2012 00:06:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t48n0R5H1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048222583http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048222583Wed, 30 May 2012 00:05:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t1k4zrWO1qbenxdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048121274http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24048121274Wed, 30 May 2012 00:02:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r3lmVYKd1qbxrpzo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r3lmVYKd1qbxrpzo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002796179http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002796179Tue, 29 May 2012 11:56:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qurrGVZ41r7z4oqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qurrGVZ41r7z4oqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qurrGVZ41r7z4oqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qurrGVZ41r7z4oqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002777238http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002777238Tue, 29 May 2012 11:56:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jgtg1qQo1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002581422http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002581422Tue, 29 May 2012 11:52:00 -0500I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. <br /> <br /> When chemists die, they barium.<br /> <br /> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.<br /> <br /> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.<br /> <br /> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.<br /> <br /> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.<br /> <br /> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.<br /> <br /> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.<br /> <br /> They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.<br /> <br /> We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.<br /> <br /> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?<br /> <br /> Broken pencils are pointless.<br /> <br /> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.<br /> <br /> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.<br /> <br /> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<br /> <br /> All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.<br /> <br /> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.<br /> <br /> Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.<br /> <br /> A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.<br /> <br /> The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.<br /> <br /> Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002493008http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002493008Tue, 29 May 2012 11:50:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pmntKtBa1qzex9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/post/23544520419/its-almost-spherical-this-cat-is-my-idol">danisnotonfire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it’s almost spherical. this cat is my idol</p> </blockquote> <p>pusheen?</p>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002433159http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002433159Tue, 29 May 2012 11:48:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o1_500.jpg"/><br/> captain america<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o2_500.jpg"/><br/> iron man<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o4_500.png"/><br/> thor<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o5_500.png"/><br/> black widow<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o6_500.png"/><br/> hawkeye<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o7_400.jpg"/><br/> hulk<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o9_500.png"/><br/> loki<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p1fdpcfv1r44m60o10_500.png"/><br/> agent coulson<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingsandheroes.tumblr.com/post/23955754863/evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d-aahhahh-thors-curlers">kingsandheroes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d.tumblr.com/post/23910297038/aahhahh-thors-curlers">evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.</p> </blockquote> <p>i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg <em>coulson</em></p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002199701http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002199701Tue, 29 May 2012 11:43:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso9_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m462zlz0421rngjrso11_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002004600http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24002004600Tue, 29 May 2012 11:38:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r5x5fA1n1qlt206o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simpledisneythings.com/post/23963255908">simpledisneythings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Thor & The Lion King</strong> | inspired by [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyxFZeQSCig">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001466236http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001466236Tue, 29 May 2012 11:26:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6pl4sJxw1r2dgk1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamsaremoreprecious.tumblr.com/post/17373970381/by-aurelio-asiain-on-flickr">dreamsaremoreprecious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ionushi/309861801/" title="観音様と紅葉">観音様と紅葉</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ionushi/">aurelio.asiain</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001402925http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001402925Tue, 29 May 2012 11:25:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42ppeFlOU1qcj35zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whenthesongends.tumblr.com/post/24000186130/fan-for-this-reason">whenthesongends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fan, for this reason.</p> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001182717http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001182717Tue, 29 May 2012 11:19:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lveio08BCR1qgm4sdo9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annmayfair.tumblr.com/post/13483238564/10-reasons-i-love-john-barrowman-1-his-voice">annmayfair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>10 reasons I love John Barrowman:</p> <p>1. His voice - I’m Melting!</p> <p>2. Captain Jack Harkness - i adore this character.</p> <p>3. His flirting</p> <p>4. His smile - oh, John’s dimples!</p> <p>5. His eyes</p> <p>6. His freckles - fucking cute!</p> <p>7. His butt ;)</p> <p>8. His musicals - i love musical theatre.</p> <p>9. His love for animals</p> <p>10. Scott - lucky one!</p> <div></div> </div> </blockquote>http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001139507http://xerozen.tumblr.com/post/24001139507Tue, 29 May 2012 11:18:57 -0500